Summary (for busy fugitives)

• We collect only what we need to run the site and respond to you.
• We don’t sell your personal data.
• If you use Google OAuth on our services, we use it for sign-in and service operation, not for ad targeting.
• You can request access, deletion, or corrections via the contact form.

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Who we are

“GlueRatGlobal” refers to this website and any related services we operate (collectively, the “Services”). Our brand is satirical; our data handling aims to be boringly legitimate.

Information we collect

Depending on how you use the Services, we may collect:

• Contact form details: name, email, phone number, and whatever you type into the message box.
• Service data: account identifiers and settings you create inside a Service (if applicable).
• Technical data: basic logs (IP address, user-agent, timestamps, requested URLs) used for security, abuse prevention, and troubleshooting.
• Cookies/local storage: only as needed for core functionality (for example, session state). We don’t knowingly deploy third‑party ad trackers.

Google OAuth (and Google user data)

If a GlueRatGlobal Service offers “Sign in with Google”, we may receive information from Google based on the OAuth scopes you grant. This is typically basic profile information (like your name, email address, and profile photo) and a stable account identifier.

We use this data to authenticate you, maintain your session, and provide the requested Service features. We do not use Google user data to serve ads, and we do not sell Google user data.

Our use of information received from Google APIs will comply with the Google API Services User Data Policy, including the Limited Use requirements.

You can revoke OAuth access at any time via Google Account permissions.

How we use information

• Provide, operate, and improve the Services.
• Respond to enquiries and support requests.
• Prevent fraud, abuse, and security incidents.
• Comply with legal obligations (yes, even us).

How we share information

We may share information only as necessary with:

• Service providers: hosting and email delivery vendors used to run the Services.
• Legal/Compliance: if required by law, lawful process, or to protect rights and safety.

We do not sell personal information.

Retention

We keep personal information only as long as needed for the purposes described above, unless a longer retention period is required by law. Contact form submissions are retained long enough to respond and keep basic records of the interaction.

Security

We use reasonable safeguards designed to protect your information. No method of transmission or storage is perfect, and even the best “airtight” systems occasionally leak (usually via humans).

Your choices and rights

Depending on your location, you may have rights to:

• Access your personal information.
• Correct inaccurate information.
• Request deletion.
• Object to or restrict certain processing.

To exercise these rights, contact us via the form at index.html#contact.

Children

The Services are not directed to children, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children.

International transfers

Our providers may process data in multiple countries. When we transfer personal information, we take steps intended to ensure appropriate safeguards.

Changes to this policy

We may update this policy from time to time. We’ll update the “Last updated” date above, and where appropriate we’ll provide additional notice.